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It's been a helluva year First I lose my job Then I'm in a car accident Next I'm waking up dressed in clothes I wouldn't be caught dead in pink polyester and cheap shoes courtesy of my evil stepmother But guess what? I am dead and what really bites is that I can't seem to stay dead Every night I wake up with a horrible craving Not chocolate—mom would approve of that No all of a sudden my snack choice is blood and I'm not taking well to a liuid dietYep that's me Betsy Taylor a single unemployed Minneapolis secretary Taller at six feet than most of the men I meet Pretty but so dull my cat runs away three times a month And now a vampire No sooner am I undead than my stepmonster steals my shoes My hellishly expensive to die for shoes What's worse my new friends have the ridiculous idea that I'm their prophesied vampire ueen I must help them overthrow the baddest vampire lord they've seen in five centuries Personally I don't care—until they use a powerful temptation designer shoes How can I resist? No than I can resist Eric Sinclair the studly but infuriating bloodsucker I call sin in a suitVampire ueen or not the bills keep coming And that means getting a job in the shoe department at Macy's So man shoes so little time Especially when my friends keep after me to do something about all the vampires getting killed in St Paul Then my life takes an interesting turn when I find out that I have a long lost sister who just happens to be the devil's own daughter—destined to rule the world By Christmastime all is not merry and brightLike I said it's been a helluva yearIncludes Undead and Unwed Undead and Unemployed Undead and Unappreciated and Undead and Unreturnable


10 thoughts on “Undead and Unwed / Undead and Unemployed / Undead and Unappreciated / Undead and Unreturnable

  1. says:

    #1 Undead and Unwed5 starsSee my review here#2 Undead and Unemployed3 starsSee my review here#3 Undead and Unappreciated4 starsSee my review here#4 Undead and Unreturnable3 starsSee my review here


  2. says:

    I've been off vampire stories for awhile but Betsy has definitely brought me back into the fold Despite her vainness and self absorption Betsy is still a lovable heroine maybe they even help to make her likeable My friend and I have found ourselves repeating some of her sarcastic comments and laughing ourselves silly because of it The story in the first 4 books and even the first 6 concentrate on the beginning of Besty as the Vampire ueen and the building of her entourage The first book starts with her death and goes on to how she comes to her role as the ueen of the undead and how she meets her consort Eric Sinclair The second book builds on Betsy's assimilation to her position and others assimilation to Betsy She faces vampire hunters and challenges to her throne and comes out on top The third book complicates Betsy's already complex life she finds out about and meets her half sisterthe devil's daughter She learns that the her sister is prophesied to rule the world but befriends her with her usually snark and charm and adds her to her growing group of friends The fourth book and the last in this compilation deals with Betsy and Laura and their defeat of a serial killer To go into it would be provide spoilers but know that Betsy can now see ghosts and Sinclair has finally proposed Overall this series enjoyable and filled with amusing characters all of course gorgeous These books are fun and uick reads that will definitely brighten up your day and have you chortling for days


  3. says:

    This was a horrible set of stories about a Republican Xtian vampire I wish I didn't have the bizarre OCD where I have to finish something I watch or read just to complain about it Absolutely horrible unintelligible dialogue asinine plot And I love vampire books


  4. says:

    I read the first book and haven't stopped since Betsy definitely grabs you and runs away with you whether you want to or not Love love love this book


  5. says:

    For a 700 page book I think I took it out pretty uick A few notes I did like this book BUT there were a bunch of things I didn't like about it Some of the characters were unnecessary Betsy was amazingly annoying in many parts Sinclair was kind of thick his inability to not get it was overwhelming at times and the fact that it was OK that some of the prophecies from the Book of the Dead were fulfilled but some weren't especially with Laura BUT the most IRRITATING part of this book was that when you read the last page it's like reading the last page of a chapter Absolutely NOTHING is resolved at the end of the book And that killed me


  6. says:

    Kinda fun romp through the dark side definately some humor but a little Anita Blake like with the smart mouth and couldn't help but see the similarities between the two


  7. says:

    Undead and Unwed Undead and Unemployed Undead and Unappreciated read 7212005and Undead and Unreturnable read 11262005


  8. says:

    I just love Betsy's snarky attitude and her lovehate relationship with Sinclair It's always interesting to see how other authors view vampires and their politics and their special gifts and such


  9. says:

    Betsy Taylor had it all once She cashed in on her blonde haired long legged good looks and was a model But at the age of 30 she’s decidedly over the hill and with no ring or sugar daddy to show for it Her home life is fairly disastrous – with her parents divorced and her father married to a liposuctioned creature of horror Antonia ‘the Ant’ who hates Betsy and steals her shoes So when Betsy finds herself on a morgue slab she isn’t all that surprised really it’s just another thing in a long line of personal disastersWhat Betsy isn’t prepared for is to wake up – undead Undead and with awful pasty skin that clashes with every colour palette in her wardrobe Even worse than that though Betsy is hungry starving But a little neck nip of a cute detective and cuter but gay doctor has them turning into lust ridden puppiesAnd the hits keep on coming when Betsy is approached by a drop dead gorgeous literally guy called Eric Sinclair and his minion buddy Tina They claim that something called ‘The Book of the Dead’ foretells of a vampire ueen rising to take control of the vamp population and that Betsy is just that ueen The ‘Undead ueen Betsy’ series by MaryJanice Davidson began in 2004 and is now ten books deep with at least two to come This is one of my all time favourite paranormal series and I feel the need to share the loveDavidson’s series is hilariously similar to Molly Harper’s ‘Jane Jameson’ – told in first person narrative by a newly awakened vampire as she navigates and perks and upheavals of her newly undead life but that’s where the similarities end Betsy is a divinely ludicrous and self involved protagonist She’s hot and she knows it She has a one track mind that is often narcissistic and she speaks like a Gil girl on crack When she awakens as a vampire one of her first thoughts is how to adjust her makeup to her new ghostly pallor – that’s just the kind of heroine she is Betsy’s narcissism is never so awful that you can’t laugh at her; her big head makes her oddly endearing and always funny Even when Betsy is in the middle of a werewolf smack down her outfit is never far from her mind; Unlike what happens in a karate movie these guys didn’t take turns Nope it was dog pile time with me on the bottom Did that make me the dog? Oh never mind I jerked my face to the side just as a fist slammed through the floorboards where my head had been “Wait Wait” I screamed Three fists from two different people paused in midair as I pulled my legs up yanked off my saddle shoes vintage 1956 eBay 29626 and threw them into a corner“Okay” I said “Go”I blocked barely another fist catching it on my crossed forearms à la Uma Thurman in Kill Bill either one I had zero martial arts training but by God I'd remember anything Uma did ‘Undead and Uneasy’ book #6The ‘Undead’ series is all about how Betsy not only copes with her new undead status but the realization that she is undead royalty Betsy hasn’t been dead for a week when the local vampire population start approaching her and asking for her royal advice and guidance Someone so self involved and designer obsessed is certainly not prepared for the divine responsibilities of the crown Reading Betsy’s reaction to her ueenly status is bellyaching hilarious – especially when the vampire Eric ‘Sink Lair’ Sinclair informs her that she has duties to fulfil Yes Betsy has a romantic love interest and his name is Eric note Sinclair not Northman These two have a very unconventional romance it goes from hatred of volcanic proportions to resentful attraction and then landing right on lustful love and begrudging acceptance Eric Sinclair is a smoulderingly handsome bad ass – he is the uintessential vampire and Betsy is all too happy to call him out on his tall dark mysterious vampire clichés I opened my mouth to yell – or bite – which proved to be a tactical error as he used it as an excuse to shove his tongue into my mouth I made fists and hammered at his chest as hard as I could and I actually heard something snap He shrugged off the blows and deepened the kiss My knees went weak which was annoying beyond belief I'd never been so attracted to someone I absolutely despised and it was infuriating I could feel his hand on the small of my back pressing me close to him could feel his hard length against my stomach – how could he want anyone after what just went on upstairs? Didn’t he need a nap? Or a shower?He pulled back so abruptly I staggered “There” he said sounding indecently satisfied “Now you’ll stay and we’ll chat”The crack of my slap was very loud and I was savagely thrilled to see him rock back on his heels“If you touch me again I’ll kill you” ‘Undead and Unwed’ book #1 The good news is that Eric and Betsy hook up early on in the series so lots and lots of sexy time ensues The real focus of their continued romance is how they cope with happily ever after when they have a resentful attraction One of the best things about the ‘Undead’ series is the cast of kooky cool secondary characters who surround Betsy There’s her rich best friend Jessica Gay doctor buddy Marc Suspicious but cute detective Nick Berry Sinclair’s right hand woman Tina and a cache of sister spawn evil stepmothers ghostly roommates and psychic werewolves Some of Davidson’s best laugh out loud moments come from Betsy’s repartee with these zany individuals MaryJanice Davidson’s ‘Undead ueen Betsy’ series is a perfect comedic paranormal romance This is the series to read if you don’t like how dark Charlaine Harris’s ‘Sookie Stackhouse’ books have become Or if you wish that Molly Harper would release another twenty ‘Jane Jameson’ books Read Betsy for a hilariously sexy good time with a sweetly self involved heroine as she reluctantly takes the crown


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